Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.  

you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle  
you get three meals a day fully paid for you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it  
you get time off for good behavior you get more work for good behavior  
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself  
you can watch TV and play games you could get fired for watching TV and playing games  
you get your own toilet you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat 
they allow your family and friends to visit you aren’t even supposed to speak to your family 
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners, and welfare  
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars  
you must deal with sadistic wardens they are called managers



4 Responses to “TGIF”

  1. Edward An Says:

    I really enjoyed this post. It made me chuckle a few times. I found your blog via another blog whose post was about Korean Sauna. In case you were wondering who this random person is, I just followed the link from your comment that you made. Again, great blog post.

  2. Edward An Says:

    Oops. My link is bad.

  3. music from my seoul Says:

    hahahaha this is hilarious!!!!!!! and so true! and so distrubing…. ^^

  4. JiMong Says:

    Hi Edward,

    Thanks for visiting my humble site. And one of thing that I miss most is Korean Stlye Sauna or Ggimgil Bang (찜질방), indeed. ;-).

    Ann-Marie,,,Yes isn’t it?
    “you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it ”
    I like this part. LOL

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